Are you on drugs? Everyone thinks you're off on a bender. -I wish.

是不是嗑药? 我们都嗑疯。-我倒希望是。

Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. It was just a fender bender.

我没事，只是小刮小蹭。

Well, Catherine, it sounds like you might be a time bender.

好吧，凯瑟琳，听起是个总迟到的人。

Let's hear her definition of a time bender.

让我们听听她对总迟到的人的定义。

If you go on a bender, you spend time drinking alcohol heavily.

如果去豪饮，就会花时间大量饮酒。

Had a little fern-der bender, but it's okay. It's fine.

发生一点小事故 不过没事。

RIPLEY : Though this fender bender is a human error.

虽然这个小车祸是人的错误。

Well Jenny, a time bender is actually somebody we all know very well.

珍妮，总迟到的人其实是我们都很解的人。

I want to, but...my mom's gonna be back from her bender any day now, and I should be there.

我也想这样，但是我妈妈也喝得差不多该，我应该在家里等她。

A nebula entering a spiral arm might hit another one already in there — a cosmic fender bender.

一个进入旋臂的星云可能会撞上已经在那里的另一个——一个宇宙碰撞。

OK, so I might be a time bender – someone who doesn't allow enough time to get somewhere.

好吧，所我可能是一个总迟到的人——一个不会留有足够时间的人。

I don't hold your hand if you go on a bender. I believe in behavior modification. -Hmm. Some muffins?

而在喝酒之时我是我不会阻止的。我相信行矫正。-嗯。些松饼吗？

I never got a straightforward answer, obviously, because Aristotle never wrote about, like, fender benders involving horse-drawn carriages in ancient Athens.

很显然，我始终没有得到直接的答案，因亚里斯多德从没有写过关于古雅典马车小擦撞事故的内容。

And a small car accident is called a fender bender, B-E-N-D-E-R.

一个小车祸叫做小车祸，B-E-N-D-E-R。

Some of them are small, like breaking your ankle or a fender bender.

其中一些很小，例如脚踝骨折或挡泥板弯曲。

By the way, I wanted to ask you why bender?

顺便问一下，我想知道什么叫御术师？

You may have heard the expression fender bender.

可能听说过“小碰擦”这个说法。

He did hit your car, but it's a simple fender bender.

他确实撞的车，但那只是一个简单的挡泥板弯曲。